Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own.
and mixing them with vodka
At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.
And then regretting your decisions the next morning.
Because you have to work.
and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.and vodka
narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew
she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased
voldemort had actual doubts about snape
narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance
vampire: someone offers you a chance at immortality. do you take it, and why or why not? Hell no! One of the wonderful things about life is it doesn’t last forever. if it did, what would be the point of some things?
zombie: do you miss anyone right now? Currently all my friends in NYC. Its been almost 3 months since I left and I miss them terribly.
genie: if you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for? Oooh that’s a hard one. Umm can I cop out and go all Miss Congeniality and say world peace? Lol idk. That’s a hard one.
fury: what is a word/phrase that you dread to hear? Currently they’re all work related. I keep having work dreams. *shudders* So they’d probably be “quality program” or “intermittent software issues”.
siren: if you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do? Cook yummy food for me! I’m not a great cook, and don’t particularly enjoy it but I love food. So someone cooking for me would be ideal.