A Mess of Contradictions

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The West Wing premiered 15 years ago today ● September 22, 1999

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wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

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siriusblaque:

narcissa malfoy was probably the most powerful occlumens in hogwarts history and nobody knew

she literally stood up to lord voldemort and lied that harry potter was dead and i don’t know about you but if i were an evil ruler i would probably want to triple-check that my nemesis was, you know, actually deceased

voldemort had actual doubts about snape

narcissa swans on by without a whisper, without a second glance

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justlookatthosesausages:

regina-mills:

Once Upon a Time: a summary

love how Regina doesn’t even need a line

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Asker beifonglover Asks:
vampire,zombie,genie,fury,siren
randomlygeeky randomlygeeky Said:

vampire: someone offers you a chance at immortality. do you take it, and why or why not? Hell no! One of the wonderful things about life is it doesn’t last forever. if it did, what would be the point of some things?

zombie: do you miss anyone right now? Currently all my friends in NYC. Its been almost 3 months since I left and I miss them terribly. 

genie: if you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for? Oooh that’s a hard one. Umm can I cop out and go all Miss Congeniality and say world peace? Lol idk. That’s a hard one.

fury: what is a word/phrase that you dread to hear? Currently they’re all work related. I keep having work dreams. *shudders* So they’d probably be “quality program” or “intermittent software issues”. 

siren: if you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do? Cook yummy food for me! I’m not a great cook, and don’t particularly enjoy it but I love food. So someone cooking for me would be ideal.

Monster Themed Asks

  • Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
  • Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
  • Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
  • Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
  • Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
  • Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
  • Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
  • Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
  • Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
  • Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
  • Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
  • Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
  • Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
  • Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
  • Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
  • Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
  • Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?

creature-a:

# Not now, Swan! (X)

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It’s about that time of the year…

Are you ready?

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rngrn:

+10 years probably 

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50shadezofcarter:

I text back embarrassingly fast

or three hours later

there is no in between

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  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

fancyphobic:

The Wicked and the Divine Fancast pt II 

Rhianna as Sakhmet

John Boyega as Baal

Molly Quinn as Amaterasu

part i 

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fancyphobic:

Wicked and the Divine Fancast pt I

Erika Linder as Lucifer

Ian Somerhalder as Baphomet

Grace Gibson as Laura

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@TroyJensen: Here’s an image I shot of my Muse Lana Parrilla before hitting the red carpet for the premiere of the new season of Once Upon a Time Photo and make up by Troy Jensen Hair by Jonathan Joseph Hanousek Production assistant Jarek Addison

@TroyJensen: Here’s an image I shot of my Muse Lana Parrilla before hitting the red carpet for the premiere of the new season of Once Upon a Time
Photo and make up by Troy Jensen
Hair by Jonathan Joseph Hanousek
Production assistant Jarek Addison

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frakyeahbsg:

loish:

long time no post! i went on vacation in june, and upon my return started working on an intensive freelance project with a tight deadline. all other free time was spent watching one of the best shows i’ve ever had the pleasure to watch: battlestar galactica. so i managed to find a few minutes free here and there to draw my three favorite characters from that show :) just started season 4! so sad that i have only this season left :’(

will be posting more starting next week!

This is possibly the best BSG fanart I have ever seen, I wish there were a lot more.

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